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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a violent Buddhist? A Zero."
Next Joke
"It's still Valentines day for another hour.. Roses are red Violets are blue No, they are violet FTFY"
"Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space? Because nobody liked it on earth."
"Heard The Wall Street Journal just dropped Facebook stock results to the Comics Section"
"I just shit my pants! I guess it serves me right for eating them in the first place..."
"I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, ""What's up Abdul, won't it start?"""
"HELP ME I'M CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE nevermind I'm good."
"The real reason humans have two hands? Two boobs."
"What's another name for a ghost writer? A prose-titute."
"I wish everyone would stop vaccinating their children. It's really cutting down these lines at Disneyland!"