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"What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children? Jose and Hose B"
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"Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds."
"The racist chainsaw when you turn it on it will roar out ""RUNNN-niggernigger!"""
"Shit happens You know what they say: shit happens. That's why every time something bad happens, I pray for constipation."
"Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon, because that shit is fun!"
"""Latte"" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee."
"Awesome Comeback Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework?! Me: it committed suicide, had too many problems."
"What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events? ICandy"
"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one to tell the three illegal immigrants he hired to do it."
"Did you hear about Hellen Keller's tree house? Neither did she."