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Joke of the Day

"Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons? (if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up."

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"""Johnny the sky is the limit."" Thus, Johnny's dreams of becoming an astronaut were ruined."
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"My legal team is advising me to get jiggy with it."
"Roses are brown, violets are grey I just found out I'm colorblind today."
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"Who was King Arthur's knight who built the round table? Sir Cumfrence"
"What is Santa's favorite type of cookie? Ask your dad."
"Coco The Clown took his car back to the garage this week. The door wouldn't fall off."