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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? So he could get a long little doggy!"
Next Joke
"Started to feel bad about my life but just saw a bumper sticker that said ""I Love My Grand-dog"" and I think l'm going to be ok."
"A wife is like a hand grenade... ...take off the ring, and you lose the house."
"Cup of coffee Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye. Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking"
"I was recently diagnosed with depression It made me sad"
"Head says ""Forget about her."" Heart says ""Tell her u love her."" Bottle of whisky says""Ride the cat around the house & you'll feel better."""
"I used to own a shop which sold 'Closed' signs... It didn't do very well. I had them all up in the window, but no-one ever came in."
"I'm diabetic, so could you pour some Splenda on me instead?"
"What a precious thing it is to bond with someone by talking shit about somebody else."
"The best things in life are free. JK, they're carbs."