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Joke of the Day

"A masochist and a sadist are having an argument. The masochist says, ""Whip me! Whip me! Beat me! Beat me!"" The sadist says, ""No."""

"Animal testing is pointless. We already know they're animals."

"What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant!"

"What can be found in a Judge's freezer? Just ice."

"These jokes about....."

"Even if you don't pay, they'll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car."

"A Jew walks into a bar Mitzvah"

"Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably dear. I still have all of mine."

"Could you play us a song? Cat Stevens: Maybe. *Sets guitar on table* Cat Stevens: *Maintains eye contact-slowly pushes guitar off table*"

"Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used Condom hanging off your dick... Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started."