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Joke of the Day

"I know I'm gorgeous, young and sexy. My secret to eternal youth is a steamy bathroom, so my glasses mist up."

"Is your wife single?"

"Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents? Because the rest of the letters are not-E."

"A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens."

"*sees a racoon in the neighbor's trash* I won't say anything if you don't. *continues rummaging*"

"Guys we should stop saying these Mexican jokes... (To be said after few Mexican jokes) We're crossing the border"

"I wonder what chairs think about all day... Oh, here comes another asshole."

"You know you're hung over when people recognize you but they think you're E.T."

"This Political Correctness stuff is really getting out of hand. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. Now I have to say ""Jamal, please paint."""

"Bad: Getting bit by a spider... Worse: ...inside your mouth... Worst: ...while making out with someone."