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Joke of the Day
"Old ladies smell both good & bad. Like if you farted through a scented dryer sheet."
Next Joke
"I'm going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they'll let me take."
"If a person dies after suffering an average number of strokes for their age did they make par?"
"I hope buying all this cat food doesn't make me look like a crazy cat lady. I just like the taste."
"I grew a beard thinking it would say ""Distinguished Gentleman."" Instead, turns out it says, ""Senior Discount, Please!"""
"I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil."
"Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)"
"I went off on a tan gent once He was wasting all his time at the beach"
"Had a fight with a money wasp once I got a *paysting*"
"What do you call a sad elk? Lachry-moose"