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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sad elk? Lachry-moose"
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"I just heard Hillary Clinton got a shoe endorsement It's from Flip Flop"
"Two black men are in a car. Who's driving? The policeman."
"Lance Armstrong revealed this Tour De France will be his last, again. Not even Brett Favre believes him anymore."
"Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails."
"I shower with a suicide note in case I slip and die, at least I can make it look intentional instead of stupid."
"What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice? ""Know your roll!"""
"Empty brain A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this? B: It's because your feet aren't empty."
"What does an Ethiopian have in common with Yoko Ono? They both are living off of dead beatles."
"What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common? The balls are for decoration!!! :) <3 Source:"