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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a male seamstress? A homosexual."
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"""Turtle Power"" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently."
"Woman at dentist"
"One isn't a real number, Real numbers have curves."
"Boss told me to glue 2 pieces of wood together Totally nailed it"
"I was going to make a gay joke.... butt fuck it"
"Nothing says ""I'm a shitty parent but at least I'm rich"" like giving your 2 year old an iPad."
"Why is a gun better than a woman? You can buy a silencer for a gun"
"Trump, 2 years into his presidency: ""What do you mean we can't just file for bankruptcy?"""
"You know who's a real motherfucker? Oedipus"