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Joke of the Day
"A man named Gene, and a man named Eugene meet. Hi, I'm Gene. Hi, I'm You,Gene."
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"I bet the best way to disguise your surveillance van is not to use van at all. Like, whoa, who's in that hot air balloon? Probably not cops."
"A joke told by the mods of this sub. ""Long"""
"What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader."
"Waiter there is a fly in my soup! I know but unfortunately we are out of turtle."
"What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator? The shiitalkie mushroom."
"Just got added to a list called ""people."" Glad I made that cut."
"Do you give head to strangers? Or should I introduce myself?"
"I once lived with a Canadian family for a year... They didn't want me to, but were too polite to ask me to leave!"
"What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common? Someone's gonna lose a trailer."