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Joke of the Day

"A man named Gene, and a man named Eugene meet. Hi, I'm Gene. Hi, I'm You,Gene."

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You'd think ""R"", but his first love be the ""C""."

"Rome wasn't built in a day. But part of it was."

"My Google searches read like an alien trying learn how to be a person."

"Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies If you liked it then you should have put a rig on it"

"Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn't really think your choice was excellent."

"I like my women how I like my video on VLC player always on top"

"Did you here about the man who was diagnosed with Parkinson's. He was pretty shaken up about it."

"I hit a deer last night. It died instantly. I feel awful, but when I'm jogging I'm in my own world."

"I love the smell of my F5 key It's so refreshing"