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Joke of the Day
"How is a lesbian like a camel? Their hump has no bone."
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"Son: ""Dad, can we talk about the sex with my girlfriend?"" Dad: ""Sure. What's up, buddy?"" Son: ""Could you please stop doing it?"""
"How to create a clean joke Step 1. Find a dirty joke Step 2. Clean it"
"He tells the punchline first. What's the worst thing about a time traveling comedian?"
"""So, do you play any instruments?"" Me: *slaps knees for 30 minutes straight without breaking eye contact*"
"Around me, girls tend to lie when they're drunk... Especially on their back"
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"I beat up a drummer in marching band. I'm not afraid of any re-percussions."
"If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?"