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Joke of the Day
"Dark Humor is like food not everyone has it"
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"How are women like tornadoes? At first there's lots of blowing and sucking, then your house is gone."
"What's the difference between dead hookers and copper plumbing? I don't have copper plumbing 8n my crawlspace."
"*i put two straws in my drink* gf: awhh :) me: hell ya double barrel *i use both straws*"
"I got a 2nd job..It's not official..I dress like a host at T.G.I.Fridays, then I pick up credit cards & say ""Be right back""..I don't go back"
"I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? hint: take the ""S"" out of ""safe"" and the ""F"" out of ""way"""
"What does a drug addict and a child have in common? They both want tablets for Christmas."
"I love going to the park and watch the kids run and scream But they don't know I'm just using blanks"
"Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash"