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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards? A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo."
Next Joke
"Someone called me lazy today, I almost replied"
"I like my women like I like my coffee strong, reliable, and forcing me to take a shit around noon every day"
"Want to watch a nerd have a melt down? Tell him that you just bought an Android Ipad."
"Why are turtles so grumpy? Because they can't masturbate."
"What do you call it when Batman skips church Christian Bale"
"Love is overrated it's only 5 pts in Scrabble."
"To ease tension in crowded elevators I yell ""George Lopez is a comedic genius!"" Then I get stabbed with a box cutter & I dont have insurance"
"My car's GPS has learned to say ""Your other left."""
"Naps are for old people. I was taking a horizontal life pause."