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Joke of the Day
"Mexicans and blacks are a lot alike. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."
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"I KNOW WHO TWEETED THAT! -Me when reading ecards on Facebook"
"What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven? The Glory Hole"
"I would walk over Lego's for you."
"Man, speaking (in heavy Scottish accent) to policeman, ""But, officer, it said laddies on the door."""
"The disabled vet So my buddy is a disabled vet. It's really sad because he got injured on the job. Turns out he's not very good with animals."
"gluten free cereal. I want to make a gluten free cereal and name it ""NO FUCKING WHEY!"""
"Hitler did nothing wrong ...... with his art, in my opinion."
"What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!"
"10 just informed me that exercising releases inner-dolphins. If that's not a reason to exercise, then I don't know what is."