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"If a quiz is quizzicle, then what is a test?"
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"""I really wish you'd post more 4sq checkins & tumblr links"" -no one on Twitter ever"
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"Some jerk called me ""pretentious"" so I called him a ""planktupus."" I can make up nonsense words too."
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