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Joke of the Day
"I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one."
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"How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse."
"My Boyfriend hates it when we role play and I'm the Doctor cause I make him wait 3 hours bill him then send in a med student named Chad."
"Fortune Teller The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large!"
"What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute the rooster says cockadoodledoo a prostitute says anycockwilldo"
"I remember hearing about this actor that lost all of his money and was locked up after a huge scandal... I'm pretty sure it was Nicolas Cage."
"If someone asks if you've been crying just say, ""why... do you want to watch?"" and it will weird them out enough to leave you alone"
"Why do male midgets laugh so hard when they play football ? It's because the grass tickles their balls."
"Someone said you sound like an owl. Who?"
"Someone stole the toilet from the LA county sheriffs station. The cops there have nothing to go on."