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Joke of the Day
"I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one."
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"""You go girl!! Your dance moves are on point! Why not get up on stage for some karaoke too! You're an amazing singer!"" - Vodka"
"Have you heard of the 300-lb. college student from Japan? He graduated sumo cum laude"
"How many Grateful Dead Fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just watch it burn out and follow it around for twenty years."
"I asked the waitress if she wanted a good tip and a quickie. She said: Just the tip."
"Date advice to women from a guy: Laughing makes you 100 times more attractive than makeup."
"What's the most popular dance in Warsaw? The pole dance."
"Two statisticians walk into a bar... What are the chances of that?"
"You know what they say about prostitution? It's not really work if you love who you do."
"Girl, You're like my mom I ain't gonna fuck my mom you sick fuck"