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Joke of the Day

"When I die, I'm donating my body to the theater department. Any jerk could donate their body to science. I can't wait to be a theater prop."

"Why do they call it the Dark Ages? Because of all the ""knights"""

"Trump is asked what his position on women's issues Trump replies ""Look, I know a lot of women and they all have issues"""

"Well excuse me all to hell. I thought you'd be flattered with a mosaic of pictures of you at the gym. No, you don't need to call the police."

"Why should you never tell jokes on the ice? The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker."

"Why do cops get mad when other cops have jurisdiction over a case? I'd be like cool I'm going home to eat."

"How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb? One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner."

"Sir, on a scale, How much do you weigh?"

"A teacher was fired for not letting kids out at the end of the day unless they gave her fresh coffee. It was grounds for dismissal."

"Today I broke my leg but it's going tibia okay"