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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash? A StayGosaurus"
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"A Chinese guy walks into the wall with a erection And he chips his tooth"
"My ex broke up with me but left a bag of chips in my car. 3 weeks passed and I texted ""I still got your chips if you want them."""
"They say cow manure come from males. But that's bullshit."
"My dream is to become the first smart person to be interviewed by a newscaster live at a scene."
"Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it."
"If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome."
"71% of all statistics are ... ...made up"
"i put grape soda in my mini super soaker and i'm squirting it into my mouth. this is how you turn a monday, into a funday."
"My favorite episode of Friends is the one where blacks mysteriously vanish and unemployed white people find affordable housing in Manhattan."