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Joke of the Day

"My favorite episode of Friends is the one where blacks mysteriously vanish and unemployed white people find affordable housing in Manhattan."

"Before the wedding I have loved all the women on earth, after the wedding one woman less."

"Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared... I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*"

"What do porn and heavy metal have in common? Both used to have a lot more hair back in the 70's and 80's"

"Finals come around and now you like the library? Name 3 of their songs"

"I tried to offer my school administrator a bribe But he was too principled"

"The way I see it, each lap I make around Costco's frozen food section should work off each sample I get from the ice cream sandwich lady."

"Son: Mom, how was I born? Mom: Well son, it all started when I asked the wrong man for directions."

"This is my best knock-knock joke *""Knock Knock""* ""Who's there"" *""Whoo""* ""Whoo-hoo"" *""Happy to see me?""*"

"You see me wildly flailing my arms. Did I: a) Walk through a spider web? b) Try to wrap something in Saran wrap? c) Try to use Scotch tape?"