191293

Joke of the Day

"i wonder what it's like to be the pizzagate gun guy and discover that your former comrades now believe that you're a crisis actor"

"What do Tits & Model Trains have in common? Tits & Model Trains were both intended for children, but are played with by grown men."

"Is it considered rude to ask your boss if it hurt when the house fell on her in The Wizard of Oz?"

"What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo."

"When two idiots have the same dumb idea... special minds think alike"

"What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist? They both have wet noses."

"Did you know the host of the Discovery Channel's show Dirty Jobs has 2 degrees? In Mike Rowe Economics and Mike Rowe Biology."

"Did you hear about the one asian guy who failed calculus? He was the odd Nguyen out."

"I've been having a hard time getting around with my bad leg. Just goes to show limpin' ain't easy!"

"If you didn't take a selfie at the gym, were you really there?"