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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry I said ""sorry about your eyebrows"" when you showed me your wedding photos"
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"If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen.. It tastes exactly like poverty."
"Welcome to Syria! You'll have a blast :)"
"Whenever my car won't start I open the hood so I can have a good look at all the things I don't understand."
"Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone? It had a 5 year plan"
"It's so cold in south florida, I just saw an iguana kill a squirrel and use it as a scarf."
"The first question aliens will ask our leaders is why that peanut is wearing a top hat and monocle."
"If Jack helped you off a horse Would you help jack off a horse?"
"What do you call a European using the bathroom? 'You're-a-peein"""
"DAD: I invented a diaper that's also a time machine! MOM: Where do the poops go DAD: dunno! [CUT TO: A BUNKER IN GERMANY, 1942] HITLER: omfg"