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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry I said ""sorry about your eyebrows"" when you showed me your wedding photos"
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"Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish."
"Two blondes and a stripper walk into a bar. The second blonde should have seen it coming. The stripper usually does."
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."
"A photon walks into a hotel The bell boy walks up and asks, ""Do you have any luggage?"". ""No,"" says the photon, ""I'm traveling light."""
"I wanted my Native American girlfriend to move in with me but she had some reservations."
"Listen, kid. When you've spent 4 days eating cat food in a Vietnamese spin-fuck chair for phonics, we'll talk about hooked."
"My mother died suddenly from natural causes. I strangled her with kelp."
"I just made an April Fool's joke. Too soon?"
"I asked my dad about music these days He said it's all about the junk in the truck so you better shake that butt."