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Joke of the Day
"Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one."
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"Kylo Ren: We must find Luke Skywalker General Hux: Why? He won't fight & you don't need training. Kylo: He might have cool Vader souvenirs"
"My milkshake brought a colony of extremely aggressive fire ants to my yard. :("
"Unshakable Fact # 1 A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing them."
"A woman stands on a boardwalk... She notices a man below looking up her dress. ""You, sir, are no gentleman!"" ""And you, lady, are no blonde!"""
"Helen Keller, what color is this dress? ARGGGLLLAGHHHHGAAAAA"
"Fun Fact: Over 23.6% of relationships fail because one of the partners doesn't like The Princess Bride."
"(alternate) My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house To kill the hallucinations I said She laughed. I laughed The toaster laughed I shot the dog"
"I neither like nor want to date Taylor Swift, but I know at some point it'll just be my turn."
"What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up? Anti*Christ*amine's"