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Joke of the Day
"My milkshake brought a colony of extremely aggressive fire ants to my yard. :("
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"I used to be in a band called ""Frequent Urination"". You might have heard of us. We had several number ones."
"What's Hitler's least favorite planet? Jupiter"
"I'd like to execute g0d. But how can you execute vacuum."
"What Is Bluetooth ? When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing"
"Our mailman freaked out when he accidentally saw me naked. So did all the other people at the post office."
"Where do post go when they die in Reddit? Everywhere else."
"A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today... ...while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts."
"Why did the prostitute cry after her customer left? He gave her the biggest tip she ever had"
"You know what celebrity they should get for Dancing With the Stars? That plastic bag from American Beauty."