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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken"
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"Love it when moms refer to kids by age in tweets. ""6 fell down today"". Wonder if the kids do the opposite at school: ""33 is drunk again""."
"What do slutty women and Windows have in common? They're both backwards compatible."
"What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz? Lenght of chimney x wind speed"
"The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children."
"2 halloweens ago I was brutally owned by a small child when I answered my door in normal clothes and she said ""nice lumberjack costume."""
"Why should one not talk about Titanic with a stranger? Because it can't break the ice"
"Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck."
"A car pool is an extravagant waste of water."
"No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch"