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Joke of the Day
"What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate? Comatoast"
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"I asked my racist granddad what does he think should be illegal... His reply, quite unsurprising, was ""Youth in Asia"" ."
"My alarm clock isn't in a good mood... It just went off on me"
"My penis is so big... the only relationships I can have are long distance"
"I'm the opposite of a bee keeper. I lose bees all the time. I left a hive on the train today. Just accidentally threw a bee at a nun."
"The darker humor is, the better. Just like slaves."
"What fish tastes great with peanut butter? Jellyfish"
"First thing Trump does as President... Is kick a Black man out of his house."
"There's no reason to be tailgating me when I'm doing 50 in a 35... ...and those flashing lights on your car look stupid."
"I went to the zoo but there was only one animal... it was a Shih Tzu."