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Joke of the Day

"If the wrong women weren't so tempting, then I'd probably be married to the right one by now. @MaleHonesty86"

"Me: What are you doing in your pajamas still? 3 year old: Eating frosting. Me: Fair enough."

"9/11 Jokes aren't funny. The other 2 however, are hilarious!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Filled with cream"

"I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing when she viciously ripped a clam in half to make a bikini top?"

"A cowboy walks into a German car dealership and says ""Audi, pardner."""

"I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill... Apparently a turban, beard and backpack wasn't what they had in mind"

"Mexican jokes aren't funny There's a border between humor and racism."

"My 42 yr old friend is dating a 24 yo guy, she caught him cheating so she took away his play station for a week"

"I really lack the words to compliment myself today."