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Joke of the Day
"Where is the best place to hide a dead body? A cemetery"
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"The sequel to Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is just a series of horrified people finding parts of missing kids in their chocolate bars"
"Popcorn What did baby corn asked mummy corn? Where's popcorn."
"My doctor says I need to avoid trans fats I'm really going to miss Tumblr"
"What's the difference between a snitch whose been caught and a free-spirited orphan with an Oedipus complex? One's a dead-ass motherfucker. The other's a dead mother ass-fucker."
"Parenting Tip: Wear clothing with pockets so you can flip off your children inconspicuously."
"What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something."
"There are 10 types on people in the world Those that understand binary code and those that don't."
"Someone remind Green Day to get up."
"Life is like choclate Bitter if you're dark"