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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cheese that's not yours? My cheese!"

"What is white and blue and swings through the jungle? a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket"

"I locked my keys in my car outside an abortion clinic They get really angry if you go in and ask for a coat hanger"

"My hard driving, asshole boss just quit the company, he announced he's moving to Taiwan! apparently he has a Taipei personality ... Sorry for the Taipo - /u/damn_wiston"

"Q: What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier? A: A reproductive organ."

"[girlfriend talking to me but I can't hear her over crunch of my cereal] ""I think we should see other people"" Yeah sure thing, babe"

"Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle. October through May, then June through September."

"Jesus dropped out of medical school. I hear he got nailed on the boards."

"I do whatever I can to fight poverty So the other day, I punched a tramp (Courtesy of Milton Jones)"

"Why was Epsilon afraid of Zeta? Because Zeta Eta Theta!"