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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday, my Muslim friend ask me if I want to breakfast together It was stupid to wait at his door on 9am."

"There are only 2 kinds of Priest: There are the ones who masturbate and Liars."

"What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep."

"interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group"

"My waxer just told me a hilarious story about ripping out a client's tampon during a bikini wax. I guess she doesn't remember me."

"When I finally break up with my boyfriend I'm just going to yell ""UNFOLLOW"" and then walk away."

"Failed my biology test today: They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."

"""Gunman"" is too cool-sounding. Can we start calling them something that conveys weakness, like ""pistoleer?"""

"robber 1: *puts ski mask on head* you grab the money while i kiss all the bankers robber 2: huh? robber 1: uh i meant kill *hides lipstick*"

"Porsche designer... the most overpaid job in the world"