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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? She's a Woman.... No, Seriously, it's cause she's dead."
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"This post will give you wings... because you just read bull."
"Women are like helicopters... You know they work and you trust them, but if you make any effort to understand them whatsoever you'd be too terrified to go near them."
"The other day my doctor told me I had to stop masturbating... ...when I asked why, he said ""So I can finish the examination."""
"My buddy's daughter just told me this joke. I am a grown woman damn it, but I cannot stop laughing. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? | | | | | An irrelephant."
"OPEN UP THIS IS THE COPS What's the magic word? [Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off]"
"""Haha, Imagine Dragons. What a dumb band name."" -Neutral Milk Hotel fans"
"Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese? Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario."
"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you."
"What do you call a very large number of bad people? [nsfw] A Cuntry."