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Joke of the Day
"What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Henson died? Nothing."
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"How do you spell women backwards? Kitchen"
"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll up."
"What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!"
"Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal"
"Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?"
"If you're happy and you know it please don't burden me with your fucking joy."
"Silly Boy Boy: where are you going now? Girl: For suicide.. Boy: Then, why so much make-up? Girl: You idiot.... Tomorrow my photo will come in Newspaper..!!"
"I'm going to adopt a tapeworm. Perfect pet, cheap to feed, doesn't pee, bark, chew stuff or sit on your head. Best bit, it makes you skinny."
"[offensive] what's pink and covered in cobwebs Madeline McCanns bike"