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Joke of the Day
"I'm off to pick the kids up from school. Before their parents get there."
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"Dear Adobe, my HOLY SHIT LEAVE ME ALONE is ready to install."
"I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass."
"Lucie introduced me to the phrase ""peanut butter and jealous"" and I can never go back to what I so blindly called a ""life"" before"
"Anyone else like the holidays of other cultures? Like, I love the one where you take a bunch of presents and hide them in the attic. Or as you may know it, Anne Frank's birthday."
"What's ET short for? Because he's got little legs."
"How will Trump deport the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."
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"A zombie jumped out at me, in a haunted house, but he didn't scare me. He did, however, catch my elbow in his face."