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Joke of the Day
"You don't notice the air, until someone spoils it."
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"So I shot my first turkey for thanksgiving today... It scared the hell out of the people in the frozen foods section though."
"Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball? Because he couldn't find a date!"
"I was born in the USA... ..some parts imported from China, though."
"Which way do 5 gay guys move? In One Direction. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t45i8cjHzko&feature=youtube_gdata_player"
"How do you know if a girl is ticklish? Give her two test tickles."
"Putting on a clean pair of underwear everyday is a great way to have seven pair on by the end of the week."
"I thought the stories I wrote were a little black-and-white, but my publisher seemed to like them. He said he wants some new ones."
"Ladies...when I say bless you after a sneeze, just say Thank you, instead of wondering where in the bushes that just came from."
"Dad, are ghosts real? Dad: No son, of course not Son: The nanny said they are Dad: Okay, pack your stuff... We don't have a nanny"