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Joke of the Day
"You don't notice the air, until someone spoils it."
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"There's a little girl's voice that sings lullabies in my guest room closet but don't mind her; she died years ago. Here's your blanket."
"What kind of water do ducks drink? Bottled Waddle."
"I trust a woman ab as far as I can throw her. Very far. As far as she wants. I'll do anything plz come back to me *cries into pillow*"
"It doesn't matter if you come third in the water olympics... All dives matter."
"I killed a man once... ..for $30. Sucked him off for another 10... Never did see that $10"
"BREAKING: Pot calls kettle ""black"". ""Racial tension at boiling point"" says mayor of kitchen cupboard"
"Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? Come on. Lets go to lunch. My treat."
"Why don't lobsters like to share? They're shellfish."
"One of the good things about trump winning... We get to see Amy schumer leave."