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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the emotional wedding? Even the cake was in tiers!"

"What Do You Call A Galloping Musician? Ludvig Van BeetHOOFen."

"What do you call jokes about bread? buns"

"Ancient people: turned grapes into wine, agave into tequila, and sugar cane into rum. Modern people: turn soy, rice, or almonds into milk."

"What's for dinner? -A question asked by children who have no intention of eating the answer."

"*opens door* trick or treat? ""It's October 14th"" I'm dressed as a time traveller *scraps dinner off plate into his bag* ""touche"""

"What do Batman films and religious farms have in common? They may have a Christian Bale in them."

"A peephole was found drilled into the wall of a women's locker room in a gym in Manhattan. ...........The police are looking into it."

"I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer."

"I used to date an anaesthetist... She was a local girl. [credit to seeing this on QI]"