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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."

"Why is Justing Bieber like a shotgun? Give him a cock and he will blow!"

"Did you hear they're making an Indiana Jones 5? How can they do that?! They haven't released a fourth!"

"If I had a time machine I'd go back to Germany in 1933 and change my Facebook avatar to an anti-Nazi logo."

"A byte walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. The bartender asks, ""Rough day?"". ""parity error"" replies the byte. ""Yeah, you looked a bit off..."""

"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A brazilian"

"Consent... The only way to stop rape 100% of the time!"

"Why did the horse fail German? Because he could only say, ""neighn!"""

"You're so ugly that your mustache is thicker then my dads"

"When I tell people I don't speak English to get out of a conversation I randomly throw the word hemorrhoid just to bring it home"