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Joke of the Day

"Why is Justing Bieber like a shotgun? Give him a cock and he will blow!"

"Hey guys, I have to lettuce you know that I spend half of my celery on vegetables. You carrot stop eating them but that's just my onion."

"Odd how all the intelligent life finding instruments' are pointed away from earth."

"What's the best way to cross the border? In the trunk of a car."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture."

"Made a folder for my Japanese phone apps... I call them Japps."

"Do you know the definition of a bonehead? Someone who's marrow minded."

"What is the difference between an old bus depot and a lobster with boobs? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."

"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."

"I like my women like a like my coffee... With absolutely no pubic hair."