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Joke of the Day

"Fantasy football is great, you can just imagine whatever you want. Dracula just tackled Harry Potter."

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."

"How do you know if a wizards gay? It disappears with a poof."

"Personality is 40% genetics, 40% upbringing, and 20% the last book you read."

"Did you hear about the airplane that crashed into a cemetery? They recovered 12,000 bodies."

"So I heard Lena Dunham has a new show coming out... It's called Sister, Sister."

"How much energy does hova's DeLorean require? 1.21 jigga watts"

"How do you call a Jamaican mountain? High ground"

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts"

"What's the one knot I can tie with my butt? A noose"