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Joke of the Day
"What's the oldest trick in the book? The first one."
Next Joke
"If you truly want my undivided attention start to tell me something then say never mind"
"We are getting up there in age And my wife said to me, ""My best attributes used to be my breasts, but they have been letting me down."""
"Prognosis? Doctors are reporting that a man was admitted to the hospital last week and found to have at least a dozen plastic horses inserted in his rectum. His condition is ""stable""."
"A Muslim tried to tell a joke It bombed."
"Why did the dumb girl have a painfull bellybutton? Her boyfriend isn't the smartest one either."
"It's not illegal to get in a taxi and scream until you've reached your destination."
"I'm addicted to Soap But I'm clean now"
"Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Anee. Anee,who? Anee one you like!"
"Why are bank offices so cold? They're trying to freeze their assets."