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Joke of the Day

"What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping."

"Racism is not a joke Lol, JKKK"

"A man is accused.. ..of raping a ginger woman. The Judge says 'what you did was disgusting and horrible'. The man replies 'in my defence, it was dark and she was wearing a hat!'."

"""my eye is up here"" -Illuminati pyramid"

"accidentally just walked halfway into a hug intended for someone else on the sidewalk maybe can't leave house ever again"

"The Monkey Do you know why the monkey fell out of the tree because he was fucking dead."

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"

"is actually feeling pretty okay about not accomplishing anything this year."

"I'm not homeless, but a lot of homeless things happen to me."

"French joke Why are the streets of France lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."