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Joke of the Day
"I made a new company, selling landmines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof."
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"This whole Target credit card theft is a real nightmare For this reason, I only buy stuff with credit cards I find in lost wallets."
"Petshop Man goes in to petshop and asks for a pet wasp. 'I'm sorry sir we don't sell wasps' 'But you've got one in the window'"
"Why was Hitler kicked off the track team? He could never finish a race."
"Why do fencers love Reddit? Because of all the *ripostes*"
"Pac-Man Amiibo ""This is the worst buttplug ever! Why is it yellow?"" ""Hey, has anyone seen my Pac-Man amiibo?"" ""OOOPS"""
"A guy forgot to pay his exorcist... He got repossessed."
"The fact that they call it the Food Pyramid and not Food Triangle implies it has at least two other sides. So maybe this much taffy is OK"
"What idiot called them ""Female condoms"" and not Estrojans?"
"The only sexual problem I have is... I don't have sex."