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Joke of the Day

"What goes: Click. ""Did I get it?"" Click. ""Did I get it?"" Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube."

"The pope gets caught with child porn, he says: ""Just looking at some old home videos at the Catholic Church"". Still a joke guys, I don't actually mean it. :D"

"Have you seen the world's biggest thermometer? I hear it's fair in height"

"BREAKING NEWS Ne ws"

"I remember when the M in MTV stood for Music not Maternity."

"*man lies on death bed* But it can't be my time. I have...so much more...constructive criticism to give..."

"So... a German is getting ready to enter in a plane to Poland. ""Occupation?"" - The officer asks. ""Occupation? No! I'm here to visit!"""

"What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !"

"My wife got in the shower with me this morning. She said ""Mmm baby I want you to do bad things to me"". So I put shampoo in her eyes."

"Wanna hear a good joke? My sex life! Excuse me while I cry now.."