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Joke of the Day

"Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !"

"Captain America: ok Avengers, we can defeat Ultron if we work as a team. Remember, no man is an island Island Man: oh come on not this again"

"I don't mean to sound racist, but why do all Chinese food takeout boxes look the same?"

"I haven't spoken to my wife in months... We're not having any problems, I just don't want to interrupt her."

"Why didn't the girl like anal? Because she was always butthurt over it."

"Police were called to a daycare yesterday... Police were called to a daycare yesterday because a 5 year old was resisting a rest."

"Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth."

"Life is sexually transmitted."

"My grandfather once told me 'When i was your age, I thought I was going to be 10 all my life too. So I said 'And when I was your age, I didn't believe in reincarnation either'."

"My age is very inappropriate for my behavior."