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Joke of the Day
"What's a Jewish girl's favorite wine? ""I want to go to Miami!"""
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"Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside"
"What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer? Kobe beef"
"Banks suck ass. First they get bailed out with $700B of our money, then they're like ""You can't use Wingdings for the font on your checks."""
"Pregnancy- The number 1 cause of arranged marriages"
"""Scolding a cat after it does something wrong has been proven ineffective"" - cats"
"I've met some real pricks in my time but you my friend are the f*cking cactus."
"I've only taught my parrot to say ""REPETITION"" so far. Next I'm going to teach him to say ""IRONY AND ANNOYING ARE SYNONYMS"". ""SQUAWK!"""
"""So, why do you want to be a doctor?"" Because I can never be patient."
"What do you have in a room full of tweakers? A full set of teeth."