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Joke of the Day
"What's a Jewish girl's favorite wine? ""I want to go to Miami!"""
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"Me: Want some of my nachos? Coworker: I don't like nachos. Me: Hello 911, what's consider premeditated murder?"
"What does a cell that's full of shit do? Lyse."
"To all future Canadian inmigrants: Mexico welcomes you!"
"Why is math a scumbag? Because it borrows the one and never gives it back."
"What word starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck"
"I only wear adult diapers for 2 reasons #1 and #2"
"Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine? Too many Tannens."
"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass.......... The doctor described his condition as stable."
"I spend so much time alone I may as well just be ugly."