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Joke of the Day

"What's dumber than a box of rocks The hippie that carries them around the country."

"Cop joke A cop accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He learned to never book a judge by their cover."

"What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie? FROZE-- oh, nevermind."

"How to pick up women: 1-approach beautiful lady 2-bend at the knees 3-lift gently 4-oh god she's screaming 5-put her down the cops are here"

"Kool-Aid Man breaks through wall. ""Oh ya!"" [breaks 2nd wall] ""Oh ya!"" [3rd wall] ""OHHH YEAAHH!"" [breaks 4th wall] *Winks at camera*"

"Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house? It was made of pranks."

"What's brown ans sticky??? a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)"

"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."

"What do you call Jehova's Witnesses in Chinese Ding Dong"

"Giving compliments... ...to women is like pot-hitting in a mine field."