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Joke of the Day

"Q: Which is the most courteous State in the US? A: Conetiquette"

"If TGIF means ""Thank God It's Friday"" Does SHIT mean ""So Happy It's Tuesday?"""

"What do you do once you're done raping Helen Keller? Break her fingers"

"After finishing my pint really quickly, the barman told me to calm down. I said, ""You're telling me? You just drunk my pint!"""

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide... is it a hostage situation?"

"Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation... Is a very touchy subject. I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?"

"*Death comes for me but is once again fooled by my false moustache*"

"I'm surprised Bob the Builder ever gets anything done He's surrounded by tools"

"I'm DJ'ing my daughter's 11th bday. As DJ D. A. D. , I need to collect your best dad jokes suitable for the mic! I'm sure she'll forgive me... eventually.... Hit me!"

"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken."