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Joke of the Day

"Girlfriends are expensive but so is my drug habit."

"I think some drugs should be legalized... but cocaine is where I draw the line."

"Which political party do the letters A through Y affiliate with. The Not-Z Party"

"8:00am on a Saturday morning and my neighbor was mowing his lawn. Now he looks really funny covered in paint balls"

"The club can't even handle me right now. Like, the club's just had a very emotionally draining day and the club's been in a weird place."

"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar!"

"What's the worst thing you can hear while giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? I'm not Willie Nelson..."

"The past, the present, and the future all walked into one bar. It was quite tense."

"Cum on guys... We seriously need to stop making gay jokes."

"Whats Big, Black, Hard and full of semen? A submarine"