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Joke of the Day

"I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed."

"A dodgeball player died recently... He will be missed."

"I asked this woman if shed join the membership gnomesayin"

"FUN FACT: Teens in the late 1800s sent/received an average of 75 telegrams a day."

"I got free admission for life at SeaWorld For being an Orca Whale."

"Whats the gay man's favorite Civil War Battle? Manasses."

"My Version Of Flirting! My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive and hoping they're braver than I am."

"Roses are Red, Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic, so am I"

"Why can't you hear a dog whistle? Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way."

"How do you tell if someone is vegan or not? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."