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Joke of the Day

"I don't like it when a pretty girl with glasses takes them off, and her eyes were actually painted onto the inside of the lenses."

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Those dirty bastards."

"When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume."

"If anyone has a good fishing pun... Let minnow."

"A context joke Have you ever noticed that when you say, ""I hope you're hungry"" in a place like America it's nice. But if you say that in Africa it is a cruel joke."

"Every selfie you post should come stamped with a number like a limited edition print. ""Attempt 7 of 25""."

"My girlfriend can only count out loud up to five. She thinks oral six is going too far"

"What did one tampon say to the other?... Nothing, They're all stuck up cunts!"

"How Stevie Wonder looks at his life... 'Rather blind than black'"

"The only reason your girlfriend likes to suck your cock..... .....is because her parents told her to enjoy the little things in life."