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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a kitten who accidentally eat all your pills? A Caterpillar"
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"They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken."
"The lights in my house love me... ...because I always turn them on."
"Does this $2500 electrician bill make my ass look broke?"
"What do you call a horny group of lawyers? Firm"
"What do you call a man with no arms & no legs... ...hanging on the wall? Art ...floating in the sea? Bob ...laying on the floor? Matt ...down in a hole? Phil ...sitting in a pot? Stu ..."
"Just told a guy talking on his phone in the library to shut the fuck up Everyone applauded me, so I told them to shut the fuck up, too."
"Did you know there are 3 rings in a relationship? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer ring"
"Why did the duck get kicked out of church? Because he was using fowl language!"
"[at Indian restaurant] ""Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"" ""Samosa?"" ""Oh no thanks, I'm full"""