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Joke of the Day

"The local high school volley ball team was having a game against the police force. It was time for the police to protect and serve."

"What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites? A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P"

"Why did God make women last? He didn't want someone telling him what to do"

"A truck carrying semen samples got into an accident... and lost it's load"

"What is a rapists favourite vegetable? Beat-root"

"Twitter was down for a couple of hours but I didn't panic at all. I dialed 911 and calmly told them ""people are about to die"". Then Hung up."

"A travelling salesman gets into a self driving car. ""Oh shit"" says the car"

"Why did Popeye beat up the Pope? He heard he was going to Mount Olive"

"Why did the man on a lake full of docks build another one He felt the peir pressure"

"What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes? [removed]"